May 2009

Shed Tip: Try Kettlebells

by Rachel on May 31, 2009

Kettlebells surged to popularity in 2008, but many people are still unfamiliar with this funny-looking piece of equipment. It looks like a canon ball with a handle on top. They weigh anywhere from seven pounds to more than 40 pounds.

You can do a variety of classic strength training exercises with a kettlebell, but they take the boredom out of traditional strength training. I recommend doing a full-circuit routine because this will get your heart rate up and keep it up, so you can knock out a cardio session as well.

I purchased my 10 pound kettlebell last summer at City Sports in Manhattan for under $20, and then lugged it home in my Longchamp tote. I did not pay myself “shipping and handling.” Then I downloaded a beginner DVD from gofit.net (you can also order a hard copy here, but again, I despise shipping and handling, along with waiting). The DVD features the kettlebell goddess, Sara Lurie. She takes you through a 45 minute circuit that involves squats, “cleans” (a classic kettlebell move), deadlifts, and more. To power through the moves, you’ll work your lower body, as well as your abs and upper body. You’ll actually complete the routine three times; when she says, “Take a break, and we’ve got one more,” you’ll want that break! It’s a tough workout! It’s really great for toning and sculpting your ass–like really lifting it, so it has that cute inverted pyramid shape. (Among my many workout goals, one is “an ass you could crack a walnut on” because I heard that on a TV show once as a kid, as a description of a hot woman.)

One thing I like about this workout is that it doesn’t require a ton of room. My apartment leaves a very small space to work out, and even when squatting side to side, I didn’t run out of room or kick any pieces of furniture.

Because kettlebells originated in Russia, I kind of feel like an old-school “I will pump you up” exerciser when using them (even though my kettlebell is bright yellow, not cast iron). Also, Sara explains the exercises pretty well so that you are not a hazard to yourself or others (I mean, let go of that thing, and you could bust through a wall).

Here’s a video that demonstrates some moves done with a kettlebell, set to one of my favorite workout songs, Beyonce’s “Get Me Bodied.”

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If you’re still avoiding the weight room, swinging around a kettlebell might be just the thing you need to make a habit out of strength training.

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Gee, No Thanks: 100 Calorie Packs

by Rachel on May 30, 2009

Another “healthy” trend I find infuriating is 100 Calorie packs. These were a huge trend in snacking in the past couple years, and they make me kind of crazy. Why would that be? Isn’t portion control part of a healthy diet?

Of course it is. 100 Calorie packs are not exactly foolproof portion control.

After all….haven’t you ever eaten…two packs?

And does everyone just fail to recognize that you’re paying a company more…to feed you…less?

There’s also the fact that “100 Calorie versions” of some foods…are not the same.  A 100 Calorie pack of Oreos should carry two regular Oreos…not hexagon-shaped chocolate graham crackers, which is what you get.

And then there’s the incredibly annoying, sexist marketing.

It is being reported that sales of 100 calorie packs are dropping. Thank goodness!

If portion control is your concern, create your own 100 Calorie packs in three easy steps: measure out a serving, put it in a Ziploc baggie. OMG it’s only two steps!

R.I.P. Cakester Motherfuckers.

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Pimp My Kitchen: Magic Bullet

by Rachel on May 30, 2009

As I’ve said before, I’m a sucker for infomercials. After hearing about an amazing product for 30 minutes, I’m usually convinced. My budget is really all that keeps me from trying every product out there. Slim in 6? Don’t mind if I do! The Ab Rocker? How long does it take to get here?? The entire Winsor Pilates system? I’m getting turned on.

The best infomercial of all time is, without question, the Magic Bullet. It’s an hour of pure delight, as two hosts show all their out-of-town guests the amazing things they can make with this insanely cool machine. Smoothies! Salsa! This isn’t your typical infomercial…it’s more like a soap opera with a little bit of Rachael Ray thrown in. It never gets old to me.

Finally, after years of wanting one, I finally got one. (Well I actually got an impostor first and it broke—so get the real thing.) It has been the greatest addition to my kitchen since, well, ever.

I was never a smoothie girl because I hate Jamba Juice and I hate blenders (too big and bulky!), but now I love a homemade smoothie. When it comes to homemade smoothies, anything goes. Into the Magic Bullet goes anything from protein powder to silken tofu to soymilk or yogurt, with mixed fruits and even nuts or flax seeds. Literally 10 seconds in the Magic Bullet, and breakfast is ready.

For a while I just stuck to smoothies. Then I made a blended soup one day, and that was a big step. But as time went on, I stopped avoiding recipes that begin “put the first six ingredients into a good processor.” Those recipes always scared me. Our food processor at home had a blade like something from “Saw II” and was a huge pain in the ass to clean. I was terrified of it, to be honest. I couldn’t imagine using it to whip up a healthy pesto. God. No. Never.

The first time I used my Magic Bullet for something other than a smoothie was to chop sun-dried tomatoes. Sun-dried tomatoes are a really yummy addition to plain pastas, but they are a huge hassle to cut, because they have the texture of a raisin. A knife just drags through them and gets stuck. I finally tossed them in the Magic Bullet and used the second blade (I am sure it has an official name, but I use it for anything that is a non liquid or requires mincing or chopping). “It’s like magic!” I screamed. Oh, right…the name…

Now I’m a woman hooked. I used it on several recipes from my Hungry Girl cookbook. Most recently, I used it to make salsa. I made homemade salsa, and when it was done, I realized it was super chunky and I should have chopped everything more finely. “I wish there was some way to chop it even though it’s already mixed up.” The Magic Bullet twinkled at me. Suddenly I had smoother salsa.

If you’re still getting the hang of the whole cooking thing, this is an indispensable tool. It’s small and easy to clean and can handle so many tasks.

I wish they’d release a new infomercial (although the old is a classic) so I could star in it. I’m thinking of starting a YouTube series where I make something new in it every single week. I could call it “Rachel’s Magic Bullet” and see how many porn-seekers come away with a desire for a beautifully pureed broccoli soup.

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Faux Your Health

May 30, 2009

Something that can really sabotage your healthy eating habits is faux-healthy products, foods, and chain restaurants. These are the bane of my existence. People think they are doing the right thing, based on clever marketing, but are unwittingly ingesting extra calories or unhealthy ingredients. Just because something has the word “veggie” in it, doesn’t mean [...]

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I Have a Heart On: Heart Rate Monitors

May 30, 2009

There is a lot of fitness gear on the market and it can be tough to figure out what you need. Really, you don’t need anything more than a pair of sneakers, but certain gadgets can make exercise more enjoyable or can help you get the most out of a workout. I highly recommend adding [...]

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Toss My Salad: Jicama

May 30, 2009

Welcome to Toss My Salad, a series in which I’ll talk about ways to perk up boring salads. I often got complimented on my salads (which is an awkward compliment) when I packed my lunch for work, so I know a thing or two about sexy salads. Today’s sexy salad ingredient is jicama (pronounced HICK-ima). [...]

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Getting It: A Note About “Healthy Weight”

May 30, 2009

You may be familiar with “experts” discussing BMI. This is the body mass index, a height-to-weight ratio that is supposedly the best way to determine your target weight. According to experts, a healthy BMI for a woman is between 18.5-24.9. There are many calculators and charts on the Internet where you can calculate your BMI. [...]

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Press Play: Get it Girl

May 29, 2009

I am a big believer in The Secret, and, given that I have no money, why not fixate on it through my playlist? As I sweat and listen to this, I am subconsciously asking the universe to send me the big bucks rappers brag about in their songs. Gold Digger (Kanye West) Rich Girl (Gwen [...]

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Press Play: Sassy Salsa

May 29, 2009

Here’s my latest playlist! Something about summer brings out a desire for some Latin flare. I’ll admit that it’s about as authentic as Taco Bell, but each song makes me feel like kicking up my heels and/or watching “Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights.” Bird Flu (M.I.A.) Livin’ La Vida Loca (Ricky Martin–as if you didn’t know!) [...]

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How to Walk the Treadmill Like It’s the Runway

May 29, 2009

Are you a first-timer heading to the gym? Awesome! You’re going to do great. But if you find the gym intimidating, or feel like people give you dirty looks, it might simply be because you don’t know some basic rules of etiquette. I’m here to help! 1. Do not wear pajama pants to the gym. [...]

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