Shed Theater: Your New Diet Plan

by Rachel on November 24, 2009

This diet helped me shed over 300 pounds in September….I know it will help you too! [Some swearing, may be NSFW.]

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1 Joanna November 24, 2009 at 8:56 am

I’m starting this diet. STAT.
.-= Joanna´s last blog ..Junior Hi’s and Goodbyes =-.

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2 Tracy November 24, 2009 at 10:34 am

“If you don’t have enough gay friends just watch more Bravo”…story of my life, haha I love it! This was great Rach!

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3 melissa November 24, 2009 at 10:48 am

Rachel, this is so fing hilarious. Amazing. What was the song in the background.
.-= melissa ´s last blog ..26 Miles, 26 Days =-.

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4 Rachel November 24, 2009 at 10:52 am

Ahhh thanks, I’m glad you like!

The song is “Meddle” by Little Boots; I do believe it has the best first 20 seconds in the history of the world!!

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5 melissa November 24, 2009 at 11:14 am

thanks, just posted it on FB and sent it to some choice girlfriends :)
.-= melissa´s last blog ..26 Miles, 26 Days =-.

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6 Diane November 24, 2009 at 11:18 am

This is great! I dated someone this summer, and after we broke up, I initiated a no-contact phase. I initially wanted it to be 30 days but it’s um…still going on. Until he has a legitimate reason to talk to me (that isn’t inviting me to pointless and confusing Facebook applications), I don’t wish to see/talk to/stalk him.

The thing about the music is SO true. I think I spent my first 30 days listening to the same Deathcab song on repeat. I’m not proud. Then I re-discovered my love for both of Bitter:Sweet’s albums, which never fail to make me feel like a badass.

Great video, and glad to hear the diet has worked for you. It’s worked for me, too!
.-= Diane´s last blog ..February 21, 2001: The Laws of Physics =-.

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7 Lori (Finding Radiance) November 24, 2009 at 7:14 pm

That was funny LOL!

There are a lot of people that need this diet :D
.-= Lori (Finding Radiance)´s last blog ..More thanks and my camera is back! =-.

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8 Gena November 25, 2009 at 1:21 pm

This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time. Thank you, thank you.

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9 Dori November 25, 2009 at 2:17 pm

This is hysterical! You are awesome. Love the song too. Dislike John Mayer as well.

I wish we hung out when you were in NY!!!! Come back?
.-= Dori´s last blog ..4 Mile Race to Deliver Recap =-.

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10 Heather November 26, 2009 at 1:42 am

Hahahaha, OK, guess I need to delete the John Mayer I just uploaded onto my ipod…

SUCH a good point though! I’m starting this as soon as I get back to Chicago!
.-= Heather´s last blog ..Ch-ch-ch-changes =-.

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11 HoneeBee Gifts November 29, 2009 at 10:10 pm

This is hilarious! When I went to the post I thought it was going to be some mega-get fit solution…what I found was even better. Hilarity.

Simone
http://www.honeebeegifts.blogspot.com

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12 Olga @ Healthing It November 29, 2009 at 11:19 pm

John Mayer is the President of Asshole University. This video’s awesome, thanks for sharing!
.-= Olga @ Healthing It´s last blog ..What’s for breakfast? =-.

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13 Marsha December 16, 2009 at 1:19 am

You. Are. A. RIOT!!!

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14 skinny latte December 17, 2009 at 7:00 am

Brilliant! So hilarious, and so clever!!! When are you getting your own show?!

And where oh where was the asshole diet three years ago, when I really needed it?! :P

The music you used is fabulous, I’m adding it to my workout playlist!

So glad to have discovered your blog :)
.-= skinny latte´s last blog ..the next race =-.

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15 Katie December 17, 2009 at 4:13 pm

I just watched this.. “Oh my God her ass looks like a Reindeer”- GREAT hahaha
.-= Katie´s last blog ..Sugar and Wine =-.

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16 Kim April 6, 2010 at 6:13 pm

Watching this video makes me feel like there’s hope after being unceremoniously dumped this morning. Thanks Rach!
.-= Kim´s last blog ..Makin’ It Monday: Wendy’s Chili =-.

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17 Rachel April 6, 2010 at 9:47 pm

Oh girl…there is hope! I promise!!

DETOX!! YOU MUST DETOXXXXX.

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18 Crystal June 3, 2010 at 10:18 am

I think this video would have REALLY helped me when I was single!! Now I’m MARRIED to 200 lbs of asshole! Lol ugh

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19 Nina November 27, 2010 at 9:51 pm

There is legitimately not a better time to watch this video than now. Thanks Rachel!!!
My diet starts now :)

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20 Gaby January 8, 2011 at 11:26 am

You rock my world!
This is hilarious but also has good tips among all the jokes too, good job! I avoid having to detox by not dating. Though I have been annoyed by a lot of “almost having to detox” situations lately. And even bravo is a bit too much drama for me.
Gaby´s last post ..StaycationMy Profile

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