I’ve talked about the problem with fake foods, 100-motherf*cking Calorie Packs, and artificial sweeteners before, but I’m afraid some hoes just aren’t getting the message. Increasingly, as I deal with this topic, I find myself closing my eyes and rubbing my temples in frustration like my mother does when she talks to me about spending less money.
Not getting it yet? Fine. Let’s try a new approach. Eating fake sugar is like using a vibrator.