Getting It: Eye Candy is Better Than Real Candy

by Rachel on April 14, 2010

I do my best to inspire you with centerfold-worthy food, but I’m certainly not a photographer. So when you’re not in the mood to eat healthy…when the Golden Arches are calling your name…please first turn to the best healthy food porn the internet has to offer! These blogs are the antidote to “This Is Why You’re Fat.”

Fuck Yeah Health. “Get inspired to eat healthy!”

Oh…oh I am.

Then there is Simply Breakfast. “The Art of Breakfast.”

simply breakfast

This makes me want to weep. And then move to Europe.

I love that these blogs are putting gorgeous pictures of healthy food in one happy place! They just have tons and tons of pretty pics; I can’t look at them and not want to eat healthy! It makes me want to go to the farmers market right now for berries and then milk a cow to make my own cream and butter.

But you’re still wanting that cheeseburger? OK, fine. Here’s some meat.

Lord have mercy.

So not interested in food anymore.

This makes me want to start a new blog with manly pics like this. I’ll call it “This Is Why You’re Wet.”

Happy Hump Day, girls and boys!

{ 18 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Melissa (It's a Veggieful Life) April 14, 2010 at 7:59 am

Ummm, excuse me but Ryan is MINE. You can have those other men (if that’s what you call em) but Ryan is like a food group all by himself. LOL!
.-= Melissa (It’s a Veggieful Life)´s last blog ..Fat Flush Fruit Smoothies =-.

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2 Yasmin April 14, 2010 at 8:07 am

Yum, you just made my morning!

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3 Jess April 14, 2010 at 8:18 am

What a wonderful way to start the morning. Hellllo abs!
.-= Jess´s last blog ..Fake Boobs and Ask Me Anything =-.

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4 Teri [a foodie stays fit] April 14, 2010 at 8:26 am

Simply Breakfast is beautiful!! As is Ed Westwick.

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5 Jenny April 14, 2010 at 8:47 am

I think we’ve found a new weekly installment… Wet Wednesdays?;)

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6 Rachel April 14, 2010 at 8:48 am

Jenny that goes perfectly with another new weekly installment I had in mind!! I love it!! God…I love my readers!! You guys are so smart!

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7 sarah @ syrupandhoney April 14, 2010 at 9:29 am

I had never heard of fuck yeah health before – thanks!
.-= sarah @ syrupandhoney´s last blog ..Banana Rye Muffins =-.

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8 Runeatrepeat April 14, 2010 at 9:40 am

Love the eye candy that’s not food for once!

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9 Lauren @ Eater not a runner April 14, 2010 at 9:47 am

Haha LOVE this post!

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10 Lauren April 14, 2010 at 9:53 am

EXCUSE ME the resident lesbian commenter would like to see some sexay photos of Scarlett Johansson or Angelina Jolie up there, please

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11 Rachel April 14, 2010 at 9:54 am

@Lauren — Your wish is my command! Although I did post like ten pics of boobies yesterday so I wanted to balance that out!!

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12 Anna April 14, 2010 at 11:00 am

These are great pictures–ALL of them! :) I’m a pretty picky eater, so I’ve been trying to find new stuff to eat that I actually like (and isn’t terrible for you) but there’s only so many chicken salads I can have. Thanks for the links!

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13 Angela @ A Healthy Fit April 14, 2010 at 12:45 pm

Thank you for posting some of my favorite man meat! Yummers!!!

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14 Bronwyn April 14, 2010 at 12:49 pm

Love it. What a great way to start a wednesday morning! Food Porn and Man Porn. ;)

I don’t watch gossip girl, but maybe I should start.

PS just found your blog through random blog reading, and I love it so far. :)
.-= Bronwyn´s last blog ..Focusing =-.

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15 Katie April 14, 2010 at 1:34 pm

Please god start a website called ‘this is why you’re wet.’

amazing.

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16 Rachael April 14, 2010 at 5:17 pm

Yeah. I just wanna chomp on Ryan’s abs. Is that wierd? Meat.

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17 Alyson @ Nourished Fitness April 14, 2010 at 10:34 pm

Scarlett Johansson & his babies.. they’re bound to be ugly right?!

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18 Kionda April 15, 2010 at 12:12 am

I LOVE me some Ryan! A man that can make me laugh and…other things…is always good. Lol. :D

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