F*ck Calories Friday and Too Much Porking

by Rachel on May 21, 2010

OK so the other day for lunch I decided to grill some spicy brats. Yum, yum, yum. I made two so I could eat one the next day. But when they were ready, I had to decide which one to eat. One was long and thin…and the other was short and fat.

It made me very uncomfortable.

And, more important, in that context, I didn’t really want to eat either of them.

Out of curiosity, I decided to weigh them on a food scale. And you know what? They both weighed exactly the same thing…which means each had the same amount of calories and nutrition.

I guess in this case I guess shape doesn’t matter — no matter how it looks, it can still fill you up!

(Sorry but size still, in fact, matters.)

(And chodes and pencil dicks are still super unfortunate looking.)

Now that you’ve sufficiently lost your appetite, let’s move along…here are a couple other things to check out/discuss!

And…a really funny video!

A reader sent me this and it’s hilarious!! Go to YouTube and watch them all…the Romeo & Juliet one is hysterical too.

Happy F*ck Calories Friday!! Have a great afternoon!

{ 7 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Jenny May 21, 2010 at 12:25 pm

Thanks for the great links & even better humor!

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2 Lauren May 21, 2010 at 12:35 pm

CHODE gross. you’re hilarious.

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3 Leah (Nutritionista) May 21, 2010 at 1:46 pm

Hahahahahaaaa… This makes me even more excited to experiment with your food scale! And thanks for the link love!
.-= Leah (Nutritionista)´s last blog ..Better Brown Rice =-.

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4 Kevin - @lunchboxsix May 21, 2010 at 4:23 pm

I’m fucked. Thanks for reminding me size matters. You mean to tell me being hung like a light switch is not good? Holy hell!
KIDDING!!!!!!!

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5 Laura Georgina May 21, 2010 at 5:21 pm

Hee hee! I haven’t even THOUGHT of the word chode since last Christmas, when my sister used it so much she even turned it into an adjective. This post makes me really giddy to go home, hear her say that word, and grill some nice pork of all kinds!

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6 Rachel Marlena May 21, 2010 at 9:18 pm

I’m loving the sassy gay friend! — I think the world would be a much happier place if sassy gay friends were all over the place. :)

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7 MelissaNibbles May 22, 2010 at 4:53 am

I love the sassy, gay friend. Where’s the token black girl who can out funk everyone though?

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