Oh, Sugar!

by Rachel on September 30, 2010

Some girls send their boyfriends texts detailing all the dirty things they want to do to them. “Lick this,” “I know how you like it,” etc.

I just send my boyfriend texts detailing all the dirty things I’m doing in the kitchen, and how I’d actually let him lick the beaters for once, because the batter is that good and I know how he likes it.

Some girls text their boyfriends close-up pics of their naughty bits.

I just text my boyfriend close-up pics of the cupcakes I’m baking for him.

And some girls most definitely get pretty loud when their boyfriends start doing all sorts of dirty things to them.

I just get so overly excited from the fact that I didn’t burn the cupcakes after the s’more brownie charring disaster that I actually start screaming like a tween meeting Justin Bieber.

What can I say? I’m not like the other girls.

As I said on Tuesday, I was in serious need of some cupcakes and, after reading all the fab suggestions, the wheels started turning and I started doing research.

The winner? Oh ya know…white chocolate cupcakes. No big deal.

When I texted Eric those pictures last night, I immediately got a phone call.

“Is this a booty call for cupcakes?” I said when I answered.

He said no, but he was over in twenty minutes, totally loitering around the cooling cupcakes and then, finally, an hour later, casually asking me when I was planning to frost them.

I told him that I’d be frosting them today, as they are for our date tonight, and I want the somewhat-complicated buttercream frosting to be super fresh.

Sexting is totally overrated; I highly recommend sending pictures of real treats.

So this afternoon, I have to get out my new candy thermometer to make the perfect frosting and then frost these babies all fancy and I’m rather nervous — I want them to look amazing!

Wish me luck! After all, I don’t want to be a cake tease.

{ 11 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Lara (Thinspired) September 30, 2010 at 1:20 pm

Hilarious, and so true! I got my husband to give me a back rub last night not in exchange for anything dirty, but with the promise that I would make him cookies today. I guess I’m a cookie tease ;)

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2 Kendra September 30, 2010 at 1:24 pm

Putting this in my mental notes for the future.

Come on, though, of all people, you don’t sext?

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3 Rachel September 30, 2010 at 1:27 pm

HA.

I VAJAZZLE. Do you really have to ask that?

But at least I don’t have to worry about pictures of baked goods getting “leaked”…

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4 Lawyer Loves Lunch September 30, 2010 at 1:33 pm

Heh, totally hilarious post! And to think, you don’t even have to shave your legs for a cupcake booty call :) So glad I discovered your blog!

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5 Bobbie September 30, 2010 at 1:57 pm

Hillarious. Too bad my husbands a diabetic.

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6 Cynthia (It All Changes) September 30, 2010 at 2:17 pm

HAHA! We work downstairs from our apartment and Hunni can smell if I’m cooking or baking. He’ll come poking around the kitchen asking for “samples.”

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7 Elina (Healthy and Sane) September 30, 2010 at 4:09 pm

Haha, awesome! I’m sure they’ll be amazing. I’ve never actually made cupcakes but everyone makes them seem quite easy. You’re determined so they WILL be beautiful. :)

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8 Kim September 30, 2010 at 10:11 pm

But, I thought sexting WAS sending pictures of treats.

Ha.

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9 Lisa @ I'm an Okie October 1, 2010 at 10:26 am

ooohhh yes :).

thats my kind of dirty talk.

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10 Katie October 1, 2010 at 2:33 pm

I sent a text to the guy I’m hooking up with (okay need a better phrase) the other night of the apple pie I just made with the caption “want a piece of this?” amidst some flirty messages. Baking/dirty text double entendre.

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11 Rachel October 1, 2010 at 2:36 pm

Oh I LOVE that!!

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