Project Tasteless: The Naked Chef Challenge Winner!

Oh, ladies. I’m like a proud mama right now. (Well, more like the proud mistress of a hip and modern brothel.) I was dying as I was reading the entries for the Project Tasteless Naked Chef Challenge. You put your best side boob forward and just went for it.

And wow, the things you can do with aprons, good camera angles, and baking dishes! Here’s a sampling of some of the contest pictures…

Awesome, right?!

I seriously loved reading these posts! There were so many double entendres and “that’s what she saids”…I was audibly snorting my way through most of them. I am sorry quite a few of you had kitchen fails (no biggie!) and I was kinda digging how many of you admitted to getting down and dirty while your meal was cooking.

When it came time to choose one…well, let’s just say I have a new sense of sympathy for contest judges. Choosing a winner was not easy, and my mom and I went back and forth on the phone about it for a good twenty minutes last night because choosing just one seemed unfair. But we finally agreed that one contestant brought perfect mix of gorgeous photos, delicious food, and a tongue-in-cheek sense of humor.

Allie from A Road More Balanced!

I loved her idea of presenting three types of crepes as a three-way, as well as those legs!

However, I have to give a shout-out to everyone who was in the top five. Honorable mentions go to:

Tenecia’s Vodka Pasta Sauce

Jasmine’s Cookie Fail

Cindy’s I Ain’t Got Crabs But You Got Crab Mac and Cheese

Manon’s Indian Fry Bread Fail

These entries were so great, from the fun pictures (Jasmine’s adorable smile and naughty husband and Cindy’s little cheek peek!) to the sheer ridiculousness (Manon and Tenecia…can we go out for a drink sometime soon!?). But seriously, all the entries were great, so please check out the other blogger participants!

Chandra’s Lasagna Rolls

Shelby’s Half-Naked Cookies

Allie’s Crepes

Bridget’s Spicy Malaysian Noodles

Paige’s Tomato Soup and Salmon

Emily’s Loaded Potato Soup

Angela’s Hanky Panky Pancakes

Laura’s Gazpacho Fail

Kristen’s Bare-Ass Contessa French Toast

Meredith’s Meatloaf

Carolyn’s Cinnamon Rolls

Eunice’s Ceviche

Dori’s Pasta

Devon’s Rice Krispie Treats

Margot’s Stuffed Chicken

Lisa’s No Naked Baking Oatmeal Cookies

Ashleigh’s Butternut Squash Bisque

Stephanie’s Bangin’ Pancakes

Kendra’s Chicken Parmesan

Rachael’s Lemon Raspberry Cupcake Fail

Meg’s Pumpkin Manicotti

AJ’s Quinoa Puttanesca

Thanks to everyone who entered and to those of you who are now wishing you did…check back tomorrow for the next challenge! I don’t think you’ll want to miss out on the next round!