Shake Ya Ass, Watch Yourself, Show Me What You’re Working With

by Rachel on January 20, 2011

Ohmigosh, I can’t believe I am being honored with such prestigious awards!!!!

This moment is so much bigger than me (or my butt.) It belongs to my new Seven Jeans and Core Fusion. And it belongs to every assless woman of color who now has a chance to be asked the age-old question: Is that your ass or your mama half-reindeer?

I’d also like to thank the entire rap community, but in particular, Mystikal, Nelly, the Ying Yang Twins, Eminem, and Mr. Collipark & Bubba Sparxxx.

I also need to thank one man who made this a reality for me, who fought tirelessly for this to happen: Sir Mix-a-Lot. Thank you for all the doors you have opened for me!

And thank you to my boyfriend for helping me to realize the potential within my two formerly-flat cheeks. I couldn’t have done it without you!

Thank you to everyone — I’m so honored!

{ 11 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Stephanie January 20, 2011 at 10:53 am

Does this mean you have a bangover today? :)

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2 Dori January 20, 2011 at 10:58 am

Your ass looks amazing.

Can I suggest one really awesome glutes workout that is easy to do while watching TV? Get a tight workout band that you can slide around your thighs and will fit very snugly. Then, keeping your bra strap on the ground the entire time, do pelvic tilts/hip lifts while pressing the band towards the outside with your legs. You WILL feel a burn and it works!

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3 MelissaNibbles January 20, 2011 at 11:26 am

Nothing says approval like a smack from your man!

Don’t forget to thank the L.A city bus driver for taking a chance on an unknown kid.

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4 Bobby @ boymeetscake January 20, 2011 at 11:29 am

Do the Pretty Girl Rock, pretty girl.

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5 Devon January 20, 2011 at 11:50 am

Wow! Your ass looks great :)

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6 Cyndie January 20, 2011 at 12:38 pm

hahaha. this is great. you’re hilarious.

and those jeans look hot. I want them. I like the wash…what cut are they?

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7 Rachel February 16, 2011 at 8:35 am

They are the Roxanne!

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8 G January 20, 2011 at 12:42 pm

Amazing.
You are absolutely hilarious.

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9 Jess January 20, 2011 at 3:38 pm

smokin’ lady! btw, that song always makes me think of about a boy:)

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10 Mary @ stylefyles January 21, 2011 at 5:21 pm

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Rachel’s booty, front and center. my dreams have come true!

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11 Beth January 21, 2011 at 6:33 pm

LLOL-SHUT UP!

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