Ohmigosh, I can’t believe I am being honored with such prestigious awards!!!!
This moment is so much bigger than me (or my butt.) It belongs to my new Seven Jeans and Core Fusion. And it belongs to every assless woman of color who now has a chance to be asked the age-old question: Is that your ass or your mama half-reindeer?
I’d also like to thank the entire rap community, but in particular, Mystikal, Nelly, the Ying Yang Twins, Eminem, and Mr. Collipark & Bubba Sparxxx.
I also need to thank one man who made this a reality for me, who fought tirelessly for this to happen: Sir Mix-a-Lot. Thank you for all the doors you have opened for me!
And thank you to my boyfriend for helping me to realize the potential within my two formerly-flat cheeks. I couldn’t have done it without you!
Thank you to everyone — I’m so honored!