It’s a new season so you know what that means — it’s time for everyone to start telling you how to lose weight by taking advantage of all the great things about that season. And you know what? Most of those tips are completely ridiculous and improbable.
But I’m not one to miss out on a trend! So…here are my tips!
For further reading…
- The (hilarious!) Organic Onion article I referenced in the video: PUMPKIN IN STABLE CONDITION AFTER BEING HUMPED BY BLOGGER
- My thoughts on decor were inspired by It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
- The song is “Get the Ghost” from Mochi Beats on That Candy, a cool Halloween mashup album.