Welcome to a new feature in which I list famous men I’d sleep with. I’m starting this feature with the category men with receding hairlines. Seriously, why do guys see this as such a major flaw? I don’t know that it’s sexy in and of itself but these dudes prove that if a guy is sexy, that his hair is receding is a non-issue.
1. Matt Lauer.
He’s at #1 because, well, he is one of the sexiest men in general…so he definitely tops this little list. Every morning I watch him and lust after him in his suit and tie…when he puts on his glasses to conduct an interview, it’s all over for me.
2. Will Arnett.
I just have a thing for him, especially now that he plays a DILF now on “Up All Night.” He’s just so damn funny in every role he plays.
3. George Eads.
4. Christopher Meloni.
Sure he looks like Burt from “Sesame Street,” but I still love him. Eric and I were watching “Wet Hot American Summer” last night, a favorite of mine, and I was loving on CM as the camp cook. If you haven’t seen him in that movie, you have to. He’s so weird but somehow kinda sexy.
5. The Rock.
I mean, I’d be terrified…actually, to be honest, I don’t know if I’d have the guts to go all the way with this one. But I’d like to think he’s a gentle giant, like he was in “Tooth Fairy.” (I assume…I wouldn’t watch that movie if it were the only one on an 8-hour flight.)
Any semi-hairless hotties to add to this list?