coffee

Buck Off.

by Rachel on September 10, 2010

Dear Everyone Who Didn’t Just Move to Texas,

I was going to ask what you’re doing this weekend, but I actually don’t need to. I know what you’re doing.

You’re drinking a pumpkin latte.

No, no, you’re right! I didn’t hear you the first time. Tell me again, please!

Tell me until it’s trending on Twitter, because I totally forgot what happens at Starbucks this time of year. They use a seasonal flavor! OMFGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE.

I get it.

Fall is here.

I mean, it’s there.

Where you are.

And you’re drinking a pumpkin latte.

I know…there’s a chill in the air. You had to put on a sweatshirt. There was frost on your car this morning!

It was 90 degrees when I left my apartment this morning and the humidity punched me in the face.

Sort of like I want to punch everyone who “Just remembered that Starbucks has pumpkin lattes again!” in the face.

But you know what? It’s fine. You can spend your Saturday morning sipping on 200 calories of pure sugar.

And come November, when I start tweeting, “God, even if I weren’t half-black, I’d still be rocking a great tan right now!” and twit-picing the palm trees that line the street next to my Starbucks — you don’t get to complain.

On another, less bitter note, I made a ton of pumpkin recipes last fall, when I was living in the great Midwest, and since everyone seems to be so hot and bothered for pumpkin right now, I thought I’d share.

Homemade Pumpkin Latte

Baked Pumpkin Pasta

How to Bake and Eat a Pumpkin

Apple Pumpkin Butter

Pumpkin Butterscotch Cookies

Pumpkin Smoothie

Put on your fall boots and turn on the oven. I’m going to put on my cowboy boots and turn away as though I don’t care.

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Pimp My Kitchen: Toddy Cold Brew System

by Rachel on July 6, 2010

Good morning! Who’s having coffee?

(I am. As I do every morning. Sorry I’m not sorry!)

I love my daily coffee and am all about bringing more delicious to this morning ritual. A few months ago, I randomly tagged some special “cold brew” coffee maker in Lucky magazine, thinking I might want it to make iced coffee at home come summer. Then in May, Leah introduced me to the most delicious version of an iced coffee ever: the cold toddy.

The cold toddy we had at Espresso Royale in Ann Arbor was just delicious. It was so much better than an iced coffee, for reasons I couldn’t really articulate. It was just better. If I could even come close to that, I’d be happy. So I put two and two together and ordered the Toddy Cold Brew System I had seen in Lucky a few weeks later.

It’s completely different to use than a traditional coffee maker. First, you layer the white part with coffee grounds and water and let it sit overnight…

The first time I did it, it was a little confusing, because they tell you how much coffee to add in half-pound increments, but coffee is not sold in pounds — most bags are 10 ounces. So figuring out six more ounces from the second bag was a little too mathy for me; I made it work but it did require some concentration on my part.

So you let it sit overnight (it makes your house smell great). Then there’s a special filter and stopper in the bottom of the white part; in the morning, you remove the stopper and set it on top of the glass carafe and let the coffee drip into it.

What drips down is actually coffee concentrate, which you then mix with water to make your cup of coffee.

I didn’t realize this but you can actually mix in hot or cold water, so you’re not just limited to iced coffee. And the concentrate can be used in recipes — coffee ice cream anyone?

My biggest challenge with it was finding the right coffee-to-water ratio. My first attempt was a little off because I didn’t account for the fact that I add cream. But once I realized I needed less water because of that, it went way better. It’s not as delicious as the one from Espresso Royale, but it’s definitely better than an iced coffee from Starbucks.

It also comes with a rubber lid for the carafe, so once it’s brewed, you just put the lid on it and it will stay good in the fridge for 14 days. That means no making coffee every day! And between this and my milk vibrator, I really feel like I’m creating way better coffee bevs.

The biggest downside is the price of the coffee. It is technically more expensive than coffee brewed in a regular coffee maker because you have to use more ground coffee to brew it this way. But the company points out that you don’t waste any coffee doing it this way, and that is true. I rarely finish the entire pot when I brew with a traditional coffee maker. In this case, I just use the exact amount I want to drink and have two weeks to finish the entire pot.

Now that I’ve got the hang of it, I’m really into it. I used it to make hot coffee too, although I still need to get the ratio and the temperature down to a science. I also want to try using Dunkin Donuts coffee in it since they allegedly have the best iced coffee.

If you love your daily iced coffee, I definitely think it’s worth it. It’s the best part of waking up (I mean, on days when morning sex isn’t an option)!

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Pimp My Kitchen: Milk Vibrator

by Rachel on May 6, 2010

Good morning and happy Thirsty Thursday!! Today I thought I’d show you how I solved my morning coffee/sugar problem.

I’m pretty excited about this because my coffee is now sugar-free and fake sugar-free. It’s creamy without tasting like a Krispy Kreme. Just using whole milk was a good start, but I like the volume that frothing the milk adds to the drink…and the frothed milk is significantly sweeter! This morning I sprinkled dark chocolate on top too which was pretty damn tasty. I also just had the realization that I could shave some Vosges chocolate on top too. Venti foodgasm, anyone?

The other thing I wanted to point out is that when you use more milk, instead of just a weak “but I don’t want it to have calories!” splash of skim, you can really turn your cup of coffee into a snack or a meaningful part of your meal. I always tell people to start with a latte and almonds if they aren’t a breakfast person. The thing is, coffee drinks can actually be pretty good for you. You get calcium, filling protein, and, if you make it like this, you’re getting deliciously satisfying fat. Frothing a half-cup of whole milk to make a drink at home will give you the same amount of calories as a tall skim latte from the ‘Bucks, but it’ll be cheaper and more satisfying.

(Side rant: I’m pissed Starbucks got rid of whole milk but really talks up their sugar-free syrups. Missing the point, Starbies, missing the whole point.)

Anyway, if you want to own a milk vibrator, even though it looks kinda like an anal probe, mine is the Aerolatte To Go (which is way cheaper on Amazon than it is at Bed, Bath & Beyond, even when you account for my terrible math skills).

It also works for milkshakes and hot chocolate, so I’m pretty excited to experiment with it a little more! (Not experiment in other ways though, ya creeps. There are toys for that.)

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