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“Love Is In the Air! Yep. That’s Sex You’re Smelling.”

February 1, 2011

Happy February! I know most people hate this month and hate Valentine’s Day, but I love Valentine’s Day and you’re just going to have to deal with it. The good news is, I have just the thing to convert all you haters out there… Slutty — but gorgeous and classy — Valentines! Back in December, [...]

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The Serious & Official McMuffin Addendum

January 28, 2011

As we head into the weekend, I need to share a very important update. I think you’re going to want to know this when you get up tomorrow. So, do I love my rules? Yes. But if there’s one thing I am, it’s open-minded. And I realized that sometimes…rules must be flexible. You see, last [...]

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Lesson #59: The IUD

December 13, 2010

After getting sick of listening to my birth control alarm go off every night, I decided to switch to an IUD. Since it’s becoming a lot more popular among young women, I thought I’d share the experience — an event I’m now referring to as Cervix Slam 2K10. Here is what I think you should [...]

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He Sees You When You’re Sleeping (Around?)

December 1, 2010

While browsing at Victoria’s Secret today, I realized that if that song is true, then I’d need some new Christmas pajamas. I want a lot of things for Christmas this year! Is it so wrong to give an old man visions of my sugarplums? Which do you think I should wear on my Christmas-tree decorating [...]

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The Serious & Official Rules for Men

November 19, 2010

Even though most of the people reading my blog are female, I know there are quite a few dudes out there. I don’t know why you like to hide out like creepers. Of course, some of you actually are creepers — and seriously, stop — but I know there are plenty of guys reading who [...]

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Project Tasteless Challenges #5 & 6

November 17, 2010

Let’s do it! I’m going to go ahead and announce the next two challenges at the same time! Project Tasteless Challenge #5: I Am, in Fact, Trying to Seduce You Project Tasteless Challenge #6: Easy Like Sunday Morning Bangover 911 The last two challenges go together, and we also need to account for the upcoming [...]

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Lessons #53 & 54: On Sick Days

November 17, 2010

Lesson #53: There is no better sick day food than grilled cheese and tomato soup. Lesson #54: If you take advantage of your boyfriend when he’s doped up on cold medicine, you’ll get what you deserve.

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About Last Night…

November 11, 2010

It started off innocently enough… Which led to the South American steakhouse… Somehow, several glasses of wine led to a very passionate discussion about the best songs from the 90s, which then led us home, and to iTunes, where I shared my favorite 90s song: Caress Me Down by Sublime. What is it about that [...]

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Owning It: I’d Fuck a Republican — I Just Wouldn’t Vote for One

November 2, 2010

[This was one of my first posts as The Spartanette and I thought that Election Day would be a good time to share it here.] After doing a lot of soul-searching, I have come to a realization about myself. I fought it for a long time. I tried to ignore it, tried to pretend it [...]

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Lesson #37: How to Make Breakfast When You Want to be Easy Like Sunday Morning

October 16, 2010

Do you like my biscuits? This morning, I’d like to show you what to make when there is another human being in your bed — a human being you may not want to shove out the door right away. I know you guys well enough to know that doesn’t happen too often, but hey, it [...]

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