What I Think About During Long Runs (16 dirty miles…how do prudes run distances?)

I’m Lovin’ It (When hooking up justifies hash browns.)

The No-Asshole Diet (Lose up to 500 pounds of pure asshole!)

The Four Species of New Years Resolutionaries (Furbies, and divas, and guidos…oh my!)

The Five Stages of Getting Weight Loss Grief (Because people will call you a “skinny bitch.”)

The Benefits of Sexercise (“Wait a minute…could we do it on a bike?”)

The Gym Crush Workout (Moving your ass and getting ass!)

Differences Between White Girls and Black Girls At the Gym (Paying tribute to my mixed-race heritage!)

Read My Hips (Classic yoga positions, re-imagined with dirty names.)

I’ve Got a Heart On (My favorite way to help your heart for National Go Red Month!)

What’s Cooking, Good Looking? (Please read this before you decide to cook a romantic meal half-naked. Seriously.)

How to Not Eat (Who needs food, anyway?)

A Lovely Three Intercourse Dinner (Ordering on a first date can be so stressful!)

Losing Your Virspinity (There’s nothing like your first time…)

Getting to the Finish Line (Your sexual training plan.)

The Ten Commandments (Because grocery shopping is my church!)

Faking It (Eating fake sugar is like using a vibrator. There, I said it.)

Always Wear a Condiment (Are you a ketchup addict?)

You Buy, I’ll Eat (The best way to date)

Bangover 911 (A very important PSA)

Falling In Love with Healthy Living Is Like Falling In Love (My Wellsphere Webinar)

Project Food Blog (What defines me as a food blogger)

T-Rex Arms (A very important PSA for all women)

Video Lessons

How to Vajazzle

How to Feel Sexy

How to Watch a Triathlon

How to Stop Being a Hater

Cooking Videos

Mistletoe Martini

Rum Whipped Cream

Peppermint Bark

Garlic Bagel Dip

{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Dori January 1, 2010 at 7:41 am

You made the page!!! Seriously, you need to make money off these. You need your own TV show.


2 Rachel January 1, 2010 at 9:31 am

Just for you! And can you IMAGINE if I had my own tv show? Like 15 minutes of that and then we’d cook something fabulous??! Ahh…a girl can dream!


3 Melissa (It's a Veggieful Life) March 1, 2010 at 2:53 pm

You are effing hilarious! Definitely need your own show, I agree!


4 Ironlady March 11, 2010 at 8:23 pm

I love it! You say it like it is!


5 Nikki March 16, 2010 at 2:49 pm

Love the “How not to eat” video. That was hilarious, and as you said, there IS motivation everywhere. :)


6 Kristine March 17, 2010 at 10:42 pm

Ummm I can not watch your videos without dying laughing. I am showing this to my Dad!!! He is going to love it!


7 Michelle Liggett May 25, 2011 at 6:37 pm

I could definitely see you on TV – a real winner for sure!! With your wit, sharpness, common sense approach, etc, I could see you on a ‘must not miss the next installment’ program!! Unfortunately, they will most likely censor you, which would be very bad, but, better yet, hold out for Showtime to discover you, and put your program on cable. Sort of like my favorite series – Penn and Teller: Bullshit! We need more of YOU on places like that!! You are special indeed!!!


8 Michelle Liggett May 25, 2011 at 6:40 pm

So, why hasn’t one of these major networks not found or discovered you yet????


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